Game 3 Of NBA Finals Was Gr8

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Game 4: Thursday 9p y’all.

Bahahahahahah LeBron.

It was so cute seeing him to try to shoot the rock last night. Borderline adorbs some may say too. That chump got absolutely schooled, along with the rest of the Heat skells, by the likes of none other than Danny “Long Island rep’n” Green & Gary “3 ball so hard” Neal. How bout them APPLES?!?

The 1st half was actually a fair and even battle for the most part, but a clutch ending to the 1st half by SAS in nailing 2 triples right as the horn went a-blazing that the 2nd quarter has been completed. Gave the Spurs a 6 point lead that they would never look back on, exploding out the gate in the 3rd quarter.

None better than seeing the unlikely batman n robin duo of Green & Neal. These are 2 studs who got their lucky break on this championship caliber spur squad. Can Pop coach or wutttttt. Geez, just such a manimal.

Danny G, product of LI & the CHSAA program then went onto the best college hoops lineage of UNC Tar Heels where he continued his fab career. He was more of a role player on a deep UNC squad and seemed like he would be lucky just to get a sniff at the “show.” Welp, he is more than sniffing now, the kid is snorting the competition & the Heat are his latest conquer.

He leads ALL SCORERS through the first 3 games of these NBA Finals. There are 2 diff Big 3s in this series too, he’s got ‘em all by his sweet stroke from the land of plenty. MVP candidate? You betcha.

What a ride down the LI Expressway towards San Anton that would be for Danny boy.

I coach, you score. Deal?

I coach, you score. Deal?

Penn Badgley Dating Zoe Kravitz? Kiss The Baby

No more playing just the tip.

No more playing just the tip.

They are dunzo y’all. Get out the pint of ice cream, the Adele mixtapes, and ready the fetal position for GASP-like news like this one. They did have a nice run while it lasted though, gotta enjoy every moment whilst in them am I right or am I RIGHT?!

Sorrow goes out to both these cats, especially my boy slash meatlove foshow Penn Badg. The guy dated Blake “we’ll do it” LIVE-ly for mad deep only to then have a messy breakup and see her run to Canadians finest in Ryan Reynolds. That HAS to be a taylor swift kick to the pants.

Ouchtown: population Badgley.

Hang tight brotha. You need to hop on another juicy show a la Hossip Girl and just put in work with the up n comin’ actress starlets. Get in the MIXXX.

As for Zoe — keep on trying to “find yourself” and get away from your awk Dad’s so-called swag and see what other bois can poss “turn it up” for you.

Jeah Jeah JEAHHHHHH, hit me up Penn to paint the town RED…

Target logo? Might as well be a bulls-eye...

Target logo? Might as well be a bulls-eye…

TEBOW Time 2 The “Great-Tree-Its”

Tebow = Superman

Tebow = Superman

Terrific Tooooooom, getcha popcorn ready pal. You got some serious company in the QB depth charts, thanks to the recent signing of none other than Timmy Tebow.

Ensue the ESPN 24×7 coverage, the haters coming out from their RVs to spit nonsense about how TT can’t play the position, and getting the absolute enjoyment of seeing that punk/devil Bill Bell-I-Cheat squirm with each passing question that stems around TEBOWs every little action.

Apparently there is actually someone else in the greater USA that could have the same amount of meatlove as I do for #5…that being Josh McDaniels. I am rather convinced he locked Bill B in his office and refused to leave it until he could see the light (pun for God slash TEBOW) and agreeing to the fact that Tim needs to get in the mix in New England.

Wish ya nothin’ but the best TT#5.

Learn from Tommy Boy, take his job, join Buff Bills. KThxLaterz

Putcha hands on ya hip, do the DIP!

Putcha hands on ya hip, do the DIP!

Miley Pumpin Em Out!


Can’t stop WONT STOP

I ain’t talkin about no babies neitha…she very recently dropped this spicy little beat “We Can’t Stop” to accompany her spicy little pistol body she is growing into day ova day I may add.

Y’all must agree, she is totes ramping up her hotnizz. Her stems are getting in the same company as TayTay for having legs that simply do not quit. Anywho, I digress.


This track is insanely catchy, instant toe tapper (a la like playing Sonic The Hedgehog & you don’t move him after awhile and he gets salty, taps his toes waiting for ya, yeah, in that way,) and will probs be crushing it on iTunes/Billboard for weeks to come.

Let ya ears get in the mix with this ever-so-addicting beat & send all thank you calls to my cellie: 911. THIS IS FIREEEEE FLAMES.

Spurs Snipe Series Showdown?

This is whatcha call FILTHY.

This is whatcha call FILTHY.

Perhaps, perhaps chaps and dames. The tricky spurs surged out to a 1-0 lead on the Heat of MeeAhhMee. Stealing game 1, on the road, against the MVP of the NBA slash bestest playa in the whole league in Lebreezy James is KINDA a big dealio, no lies hurrr.

Awfully impressive performance by a team that continually shows up YoY even though their core 3 has the median age of a brontosaurus. Timmy buckets Duncan plus Tony walk in the Parker plus Manu noble Ginobili equals nothing but the best and continue to flourish at a robust level.

That 3 > the BS 3 that the Heat cheaply churned out for their free agent signings. The way the Spurs play basketball, at the steering of cooler-than-the-other-side-of-the-pillow Coach Pop, is something that even the casual viewer needs to keep their peepers glued on. He somehow always finds a way to plug these random cats out on the court that compliment these 3 stallions and keep the engine chuggin’ along like Thomas The Tank.

Game 2 is on Sunday night at 8pm, so set your nap sched accordingly so you can stay up late snugglin in bed enjoying another hard-fought battle of titans on the hardwood. Predic you may ask? Ugh, Heat have to take this one down. No chance they go down 0-2 at home…….right?!

Spurs are Smooooooooth like Keystone some may even mutter. Delish.

Ball so hard, this series crayyyy

Ball so hard, this series crayyyy