Dear Buffalo Bills…

Kolb hurt? No GASP there.

Kolb hurt? No GASP there.

You know what is not cute at all, ever? Being a Buffalo Bills fanatic like I am. If I ever have the miracle of

A- getting tricking some dame into marrying me

B- somehow spawning off some kiddies

The net result? Not having him become a Bills fan because I want him to have a normal, drama-free, less musty life that I have currently. I will forevs continue to lead this life whilst rooting for the only NY team in the NFL. At the very least I am still pulling for NY though, so cannot hate too much. Cough, cough to the Jets & Giants…last time I checked a map of the US of A, they play their games in NEW JERSEY aka the armpit of Amurrrrrrica. Buffalo is a wack arnold town but it still be in that NY flava flavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!

ITS TUEL TIME!

ITS TUEL TIME!

This seas has not even started yet, and alas, I have already been crushed in the nads over and over again by the news that the Bills have had more injuries than the NY Mets which is rather tough to best might I add. 

Top 2 QBs on roster? Hurt. Kolb is concussed beyond belief and probs will never play another down in the NFL which is just downright rotten. Our draft pick we traded up for that supposedly is now the future of the franchise? EJ Manuel has a cranky knee and looking like Week 2 is the estimated time back (MAYBE.)

Best lock down CB who is ramping up his skills YoY like a G6 in Steph Gillmore? Hurt for at least 6 weeks. The guy is baby Revis and now the Bills are starting some skell in his stead. Like, seriously? F my L!

Get betta a sap Gills!!

Get betta a sap Gills!!

The net-net = Bills will again miss the 2013 playoffs and will record 5-6 wins. YAWN :(

 

NFL: Quick Hitters & Takeawayz

McNabb being McBadd

McNabb being McBadd

McBadd is back AT IT.

Apparently this fool is now clapping at & flossing his gums over at the Redskins truth of RG3 of this insane rumor:

“I honestly think that over there in Washington, he’s getting brainwashed,” McNabb said on his NBC Sports Radio show Tuesday. “He’s getting input from whoever it may be on, ‘There’s no reason to talk to him, it didn’t work out here.’”

Clearly McScabb is trying any sort of tactic to illicit any course of reaction from either his former squad or the QB himself. You may ask, why would he want to bark up this tree? It is because McSchwagg has always wanted to be in the spotlight and starves for the globe to revolve around himself. Honestly? Why don’t you leave the kid alone and enjoy being in “media” for 1-2 years before you’re “asked to step down” pal.

Go hang out with Hank Baskett…

Johnny Football getting in the stiff-arming mix

Johnny Football getting in the stiff-arming mix

Leave my boy alone!

Yes I know, you probably definitely GASP is moronic for sticking up for Johnny Football because of his latest dust up but alas, we have our own opinions dang it! Inclusive of Dez Breezy Bryant throwing JFoot under the proverbial bus, ‘Football has been under an enormous microscope from all sides of media and players alike. Could he have laid low a touch mo’ and not goto U of TX frat parties? Sure, but come onnnnnnnn. Give this bro a break for partying…last I heard, he won the Heisman (BEST TROPHY IN ALL OF COLLEGE SPORTS) as a freggin frosh! That is simply unheard of & insanely special.

Fingers remain crossed up he didn’t receive this ca$h-flow for signing a few Johnny Hancocks tho……

Pats fan all sing the Weezer lyric "say it aint sooooo whoaaohhhhh"

Pats fan all sing the Weezer lyric “say it aint sooooo whoaaohhhhh”

The golden boy hits the DECK!

Breaking news: Tom Brady, number 12 in your programs & #1 in your Boston hearts, has been injured during practice this afternoon. He took quite the ol tumble during a drop-back pass when the pocket collapsed around him in very quick fashion. Once the left side of the line went into Thommm’s kitchen, all you can see left is the red jersey’d Brady rumble to the dirt.

Video evidence the Buff Bills perhaps winning the division this year are right before our very eye:

Down Goes Terrific Thommmmmmm

 

Game 3 Of NBA Finals Was Gr8

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Game 4: Thursday 9p y’all.

Bahahahahahah LeBron.

It was so cute seeing him to try to shoot the rock last night. Borderline adorbs some may say too. That chump got absolutely schooled, along with the rest of the Heat skells, by the likes of none other than Danny “Long Island rep’n” Green & Gary “3 ball so hard” Neal. How bout them APPLES?!?

The 1st half was actually a fair and even battle for the most part, but a clutch ending to the 1st half by SAS in nailing 2 triples right as the horn went a-blazing that the 2nd quarter has been completed. Gave the Spurs a 6 point lead that they would never look back on, exploding out the gate in the 3rd quarter.

None better than seeing the unlikely batman n robin duo of Green & Neal. These are 2 studs who got their lucky break on this championship caliber spur squad. Can Pop coach or wutttttt. Geez, just such a manimal.

Danny G, product of LI & the CHSAA program then went onto the best college hoops lineage of UNC Tar Heels where he continued his fab career. He was more of a role player on a deep UNC squad and seemed like he would be lucky just to get a sniff at the “show.” Welp, he is more than sniffing now, the kid is snorting the competition & the Heat are his latest conquer.

He leads ALL SCORERS through the first 3 games of these NBA Finals. There are 2 diff Big 3s in this series too, he’s got ‘em all by his sweet stroke from the land of plenty. MVP candidate? You betcha.

What a ride down the LI Expressway towards San Anton that would be for Danny boy.

I coach, you score. Deal?

I coach, you score. Deal?

TEBOW Time 2 The “Great-Tree-Its”

Tebow = Superman

Tebow = Superman

Terrific Tooooooom, getcha popcorn ready pal. You got some serious company in the QB depth charts, thanks to the recent signing of none other than Timmy Tebow.

Ensue the ESPN 24×7 coverage, the haters coming out from their RVs to spit nonsense about how TT can’t play the position, and getting the absolute enjoyment of seeing that punk/devil Bill Bell-I-Cheat squirm with each passing question that stems around TEBOWs every little action.

Apparently there is actually someone else in the greater USA that could have the same amount of meatlove as I do for #5…that being Josh McDaniels. I am rather convinced he locked Bill B in his office and refused to leave it until he could see the light (pun for God slash TEBOW) and agreeing to the fact that Tim needs to get in the mix in New England.

Wish ya nothin’ but the best TT#5.

Learn from Tommy Boy, take his job, join Buff Bills. KThxLaterz

Putcha hands on ya hip, do the DIP!

Putcha hands on ya hip, do the DIP!

Spurs Snipe Series Showdown?

This is whatcha call FILTHY.

This is whatcha call FILTHY.

Perhaps, perhaps chaps and dames. The tricky spurs surged out to a 1-0 lead on the Heat of MeeAhhMee. Stealing game 1, on the road, against the MVP of the NBA slash bestest playa in the whole league in Lebreezy James is KINDA a big dealio, no lies hurrr.

Awfully impressive performance by a team that continually shows up YoY even though their core 3 has the median age of a brontosaurus. Timmy buckets Duncan plus Tony walk in the Parker plus Manu noble Ginobili equals nothing but the best and continue to flourish at a robust level.

That 3 > the BS 3 that the Heat cheaply churned out for their free agent signings. The way the Spurs play basketball, at the steering of cooler-than-the-other-side-of-the-pillow Coach Pop, is something that even the casual viewer needs to keep their peepers glued on. He somehow always finds a way to plug these random cats out on the court that compliment these 3 stallions and keep the engine chuggin’ along like Thomas The Tank.

Game 2 is on Sunday night at 8pm, so set your nap sched accordingly so you can stay up late snugglin in bed enjoying another hard-fought battle of titans on the hardwood. Predic you may ask? Ugh, Heat have to take this one down. No chance they go down 0-2 at home…….right?!

Spurs are Smooooooooth like Keystone some may even mutter. Delish.

Ball so hard, this series crayyyy

Ball so hard, this series crayyyy