Buff Bills New GM? Did Titus Young Get Arrested (Development)?!?

Mehhh seeee

3rd time, lets do ittttttt

Quick NFL News & Notes for 5.13.13 

Buffalo:  The Buffalo Bills announced Monday that Buddy Nix stepped down from his role as Executive Vice President/General Manager and will transition to Special Assistant. The move comes just three weeks after team president Russ Brandon said, “Buddy Nix is our general manager and will be for a long time.”

Summary = Nix is a clown, not worthy of this title, Bills can do better than have him calling the shots

Detroit/STL/prison: Orange County sheriff’s spokesman Lt. Joe Balicki said the Lions’ 2011 second round draft pick allegedly attempted to break into a San Clemente home Friday night, then led deputies on a foot chase and engaged them in a fist fight before being arrested.

Summary = This guy needs some serious mental help. Lock him in a facility for weeks on end until he stops being a skell. He has the talent to be a fierce WR but nobody in the ‘show will wanna deal with these types of Tom Foolery. Cris Carter somewhere is screaming in his sleep “COME ONnNNnnNNn MAAAAAAnnnnnnnn”

Selena Gomez: “I’m single & available in every way”

Just like her song...come and get it

Just like her song…come and get it

Welp, who ever said Monday was no bueno? Well, they usually always are quite musty but this Monday packs a serious punch/wake-up call with this GASP-worthy news.

Not only is SGo in MeeAhhMee getting her tan & bikini-2step on & poppin’, she recently dropped the hammer about how she is single, no longer with the Biebs, and is obvi ready to move on to other potench dudes (spoiler alert: it’s me, so step off Leo…)

We all have been down this road before, and who knows how long this “break” will last, but the good news is that she’s moving on. Time to set the clocks ahead and get in the mix outside of the biebsworld.

Single Selena es mas fina.

Do More, Do Less, Do…Adequate Amount (Sports Version)

Do MORE:  Derrick Rose, Chitown Bulls

Simba with the ASSIST

Bulls nation cannot be salty about their teams performance YTD (year 2 date.) They had battled injuries from pretty much everyone who laced up their kicks this season at some point — laughing at notion of panic/stress that was staring them squarely in they grills. Aint no thanggggggg.

But now that they have advanced to rd 2, it’s time to put on the big-boy pants. It’s Win Or Go Home time of the year. This message cannot be any louder than the guy who is pictured above, their franchise, their MVP DReezy aka Derrick Rose.

The balla hasn’t played at all this season. Not a lick, not 1 min, nada. On equal footing as Andrew Bynum for the year…you never want to be lumped in the same PAGE let alone same sentence as that skell. But dude, you have a bulls-eye on ya back meow. He’s been medically cleared for MONTHS to this point. Not 1 day, multiple months. You see him practicing fully with Simba the team & not reporting any setbacks. He does pregame shooting and run-throughs. WHATCHA WAITING FOR??!!

Do More or else Chuck Barkley is gonna come for ya…

Do LESS:  Sidney Crosby, Pitts Pens


This guy makes my skin crawl, no other way around it.

Anyone shall admit how talented, gifted, truly special Sid The Kid is when he puts on his skates in the NHL. 0 doubt there, not looking to put any sorta doubt into that notion. 

My so-called “beef” with him is the amount of scoring and whining/soft serve he puts in at nightly basis, especially vs. my beloved NY eye-lin-derz in the current 1st round playoff series #1 vs #8 seeds. Of course he finds the perf timing to come back from his injury just as the Pens get in the mix with the Isles to have an immed impact on O. Scoring, assists, you name it. The guy is everywhere you turn with that musty face-mask of a helmet. Last night he almost single-handily could have bested los islanders with his stick skillz. No bueno to watch that ish, thats foshow. On top of that, he flops & cries after seemingly everytime he is touched — as if he think he be God on that ice. Nah Kid Sid, nah bro.

Pls Do Less in the scoring & salty dep’t.

Do…Adequate Amount:  Matt Harvey, NY Mets

Get the kid a napkin woodja?!?!

Think watching a .500 W% team is boring? Well GUESS AGAIN.

The real H-bomb aka Matty Harvey is the TRUTH when he toes the rubber every 5th day for the Metropolitans of NY. The Mets have found themselves a true ace among the pile they stick in the back-end of their rotation. A stud who can put legit fear in guys who shudder in the batting box waiting for the next seed that comes flailing from the golden arm o’ Harv.

Earlier this week, Matty put up a pitching line of 9IP, 1 hit (infield BS single to short), 0 BBs, 12Ks…coming away with a NO DECISION. That is what you call amateur night, population mets batters 1-8. WTF is that noise?!

Your hoss of a pitcher goes the full 9 innings with that command and control and you cannot muster up 1 GD run for the guy? For Pete’s(or Matt’s mental stability) sake, that is just unfurrrrrr (T.O. voice.) He deserves better, you don’t want him to start resenting this team or city or lineup or coaching because he always gets hung out to dry when he’s on the bump.

Do…an adequate amount MH, you my friend are pure GOLD…



The Chickeneers > The Lumineers

Get ya cluck on!

Cluck you Loooms!

Sorry about the FOWL language (unnecessary but necessary pun usage there) there, but I have to say that I enjoy this all cluck version over the Ho Hey played out song you hear on every bubble gum radio station across this fab nation. I got to witness the Lumineers live for a few songs before, and they were just OK. Decent vocals, sure. Dece musical abilities, why not. Nothing that will blow you away in the slightest though. Obvi no one can dance in this group so don’t expect any Chris BREEZY moves whilst on that stage. This is where those chickens come into play…

Jimmy Fallon makes pure gold a la KFC Big Bucket style with this remix, all memebers of the group dressed in ridic ‘stumes and clucking along in awes harmony that makes your toe tap-tap-tap-a-roo with the beat. Hot cameos provided by none other than Ron Swansong Swanson & Blake “not Lively” Shelton manning the mics and the beaks. Play, listen, laugh, repeat 3x.

I’ll take Fallon over that hump Leno ANY DAY O’ THA WEEK.


The Gr8 Gatsby


Finally a GOOD thing that can put Lawn Guyland on the MAP.

5/10/13 is a fab day for us all, as the much anticipated movie/best book evah drops to a theater near youuuuu (crank that soulja boy y’all.) I think this is the official start of summa swagging with the dropping of not only this GEM but also IronDudeTray(bien). 

As Lonely Island may say, DO THE CREEP and get to a spot to peep this film a sap. You know the book already, you loved it. Don’t lie. You love Leo — either a man or woman or both, we call come & meet down the middle of the aisle to agree that swooning for Leo is for WINNERS.

Hey Rose, you rule suck.