They are dunzo y’all. Get out the pint of ice cream, the Adele mixtapes, and ready the fetal position for GASP-like news like this one. They did have a nice run while it lasted though, gotta enjoy every moment whilst in them am I right or am I RIGHT?!
Sorrow goes out to both these cats, especially my boy slash meatlove foshow Penn Badg. The guy dated Blake “we’ll do it” LIVE-ly for mad deep only to then have a messy breakup and see her run to Canadians finest in Ryan Reynolds. That HAS to be a taylor swift kick to the pants.
Ouchtown: population Badgley.
Hang tight brotha. You need to hop on another juicy show a la Hossip Girl and just put in work with the up n comin’ actress starlets. Get in the MIXXX.
As for Zoe — keep on trying to “find yourself” and get away from your awk Dad’s so-called swag and see what other bois can poss “turn it up” for you.
Jeah Jeah JEAHHHHHH, hit me up Penn to paint the town RED…