Dear Buffalo Bills…

Kolb hurt? No GASP there.

Kolb hurt? No GASP there.

You know what is not cute at all, ever? Being a Buffalo Bills fanatic like I am. If I ever have the miracle of

A- getting tricking some dame into marrying me

B- somehow spawning off some kiddies

The net result? Not having him become a Bills fan because I want him to have a normal, drama-free, less musty life that I have currently. I will forevs continue to lead this life whilst rooting for the only NY team in the NFL. At the very least I am still pulling for NY though, so cannot hate too much. Cough, cough to the Jets & Giants…last time I checked a map of the US of A, they play their games in NEW JERSEY aka the armpit of Amurrrrrrica. Buffalo is a wack arnold town but it still be in that NY flava flavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!

ITS TUEL TIME!

ITS TUEL TIME!

This seas has not even started yet, and alas, I have already been crushed in the nads over and over again by the news that the Bills have had more injuries than the NY Mets which is rather tough to best might I add. 

Top 2 QBs on roster? Hurt. Kolb is concussed beyond belief and probs will never play another down in the NFL which is just downright rotten. Our draft pick we traded up for that supposedly is now the future of the franchise? EJ Manuel has a cranky knee and looking like Week 2 is the estimated time back (MAYBE.)

Best lock down CB who is ramping up his skills YoY like a G6 in Steph Gillmore? Hurt for at least 6 weeks. The guy is baby Revis and now the Bills are starting some skell in his stead. Like, seriously? F my L!

Get betta a sap Gills!!

Get betta a sap Gills!!

The net-net = Bills will again miss the 2013 playoffs and will record 5-6 wins. YAWN :(

 

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