Best. Handshakes. Ever.

dom brown

Kids drawings RULE.

 

Welcome to the summa months where beisbol is the main focus after college lax & the NBA Finals fade away into darkness (#Avicii).

Have no fear GASP Nation! Poppa will always be here to warm up ya hearts, stir your blood, and provide kegs of booze to peculate the liver.

Speaking of baseball on the diamond — here are 2 siiiick examps of swagged out handshakes. One of which post-Dom-bombs & the other bridging the language barrier for those tricky dodgers. You be the judge of which you like betta!

Sorry I’m not sorry, my vote gets punched for Dom BREEZY…

THIS: http://bit.ly/196Jrsk

OR THIS:

S-W-A-GGGGGGGG

Jenny Love Hewitt: Making Game Changing Moves In the Game of LIFE

JLH gots her man, yo.

JLH gots her man, yo.

Talk about a game changer, and I’m not even referring to her racy role whilst on Client List. JLH aka Jen Love is in the news in multiple ways:

1st of all breaking the news that she is off the market, thanks to a splendid engagement to her current lovahhhh and 2nd — she has a bun in the OVEN! Is your mind as blown as mine is right meow?Because lemme tell ya, this news is beyond a GASP-worthy reaction.

It’s wicked nice to see Jen Luv finally get her man & child in the womb right behind them going down the plank, I mean, aisle of wedded bliss. She has always been the good girl next door too, so karma has come right ’round in her case — giving all ladies in the world a chance to fist pump & click they heels in pure joy over such cray news.

I STILL know what you did last summer…gr8 flick JLH <3

'Member this bad boy?!

‘Member this bad boy?!

Celeb Juicy Gozzip Update: KStew/RPatz vs. MiCy/Leeum

Most. Awk. Ppl. Ever.

This needs to be seacrest out…

One is dunzo, one is back ON. You be the judge…

Right or wrong?

KStew & RPatz are mercifully calling it quits yet AGAIN — as sources I have out in the field as my trusty summa interns (apply within to be apart of this lovely & gentle #GASPNation) that confirm these allegations. They aint in a relaysh nomo, ‘ats a shame. Good riddance. Go away for the love of MOSES. You both seemed right for one another — what with the beautiful albino skin, terrible conversational skills whilst in public forums, frowns that would make even Chris Traeger shed tears of depression, and general disdain they both had for sunlight & other human interaction on a day 2 day basis. Wooooooooof, get ova yaselves, it’s finally that time to go the separate ways now that Twilight has finally closed up shop. You 2 may now follow that trend. A case like this has been solved, book ‘em Burt Macklin.

As for the other daring duo of a couple, they are now shifting gears back towards walking the heavens, plank: Miley Cyrus (ITS MILEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY) & Liam Hemsworth.

This is GASP worthy if you ever thought of one. This ish just got realllll. As in real stupid. 

Why the bologna are these peeps thinking this could have any sort of “smart” logic in aiming to getting hitched? Why oh whyyyy. This is the type of news that will keep us up periodically throughout the night, imploring our brains to tell us the answer to this sick riddle of life. In the meantime, all we here at GossipAndSports can do is take our most educated guess as to this malarkey. Pure silliness.

Y’all have serious trust issues. Miley and Liam ADMITTED this, that they enjoy/get the most out of their relationship when they can push each others buttons…oh, right, because that’s the ticket to a happy/healthy future. Umm hmmm. I must have missed that in the dating handbook I suppose, ouchtown: population ME sheesh.

On top of the lack of trust they also constantly fight and apparently no one is telling Ms. Miley that she’s WICKED young and should be out there being a wing-woman to either the likes to TayTay or Selena. Be a normal nickelodeon star: go cray, say you’re “finding yourself”, take selfies on Insta, gossip all the time about potench boys, and read this site every day like what EVERYONE ELSE DOES!

Miley break free, K Stew you’re stinky…

NBA Final 4 Roundup: GASP Style Y’all

How to pass the ballie in the right sitch

How to pass the ballie in the right sitch

Cheers to the NBA Final 4 being here and boy is it coming in awfully HOT HOT HOT with these spicy match ups thus far. 

Miami up 1-0 on Indiana

Spurs up 2-0 on those Grizz

 Last night was a true thrilling game between the Heat boys and the hard fightin’ ‘Cers of Pawnee Indiana. Literally came down to a buzzer beater by, GUESS WHO, LeBreezy. His layup with no time left on the clock sunk the Pacers from trying to steal a game which seemed unfathomable from the tip-off. Credit goes to the short-handed Pacers who are not only without their best player in Danny Granger, but for going into Miami without backing down/coming fully to play. Went toe 2 toe with the big 3 from El Heat too, alas just a tad short in this one. We may have to ponder, think, rationalize if this is the closest they shall get? Will the continue to battle those cats on the boards to stave off being swept? All great questions, to which the answers are:

Answers.

As for that SAS/Memph battle, it is rather surprising that the Spurs have that 2-0 lead thus far. Sure they were home and the higher seed, but still, wow. They stillllllllllllllll got it kiddies. Never doubt that nucleus there in big TX. Those playas don’t mess around when the calendars turn to May & June. BUT…I still think that Memphis takes both of their home contests to nod this baby back up at deuces all around/best of 3 series where anything is posssiblllleeeeee: 

PROOF.

Keep ya peepers on the Zbo/Marc combo down low to eventually wear down the aging Spurs when they ship over to snappy Tennessee for the ongoing series. Has Tony Parker been special or what though, santa mariaaaaaaaa, he’s been a true floor general, spinning & winning.

Birdman, Birdman, Birdman, Birdmannnnnn

Birdman, Birdman, Birdman, Birdmannnnnn

 

GASP’s NBA Playoff Summary

I’m not your bro, BRO

The NBA Playoffs has 3 of the 4 teams’ tickets punched to head to the Final 4 (we’re waiting on the winner of the 3-2 series between the Pawnee Pacers and the New Yawk Knicks(tape))

In the west, it is an exciting match up of 2 studly and efficient teams squaring off against one another: 

Memphis Grizzlies vs. San Antonio Spurs

Game 1? Sunday at 3:30p check yo local listings for the best channel to use HD in this bad boy. It’s going to be a barn-burnin series I can tell you that. 

Predic? Grizzlies in 7. Yup, I have always had a knack for the dramatics which I am more than aware of, however this is what my gut tells me. I kept going back and forth as to which team is more superior — and I still believe that the Spurs 9 outta 10 times are going to be THAT team who comes out on top. Not this time, they will get 3 Ws but not the elusive 4th which would catapult them in the Finals to play the Heat (not a spoiler alert, I loathe MeeAhhMee but lezzbserissss, they aint losing to whomever comes out the East.)

The Grizz have been playing inspired basketball on both ends of the floor. They have guys who do the little things that truly add up at the end of the ballgame where you dissect how the heck they actually got that dub. Def Playa o’ the Year in Marcy Marc Gasol has been the bees knees, no other way around that. You need a 7 foot Center who game-in & game-out puts up lines of: 38mins, 20pts, 10 rebs, 3 blocks, 2 steals, 90% FT and is a manimal in the paint like flocca flame? Well then, this is your man & he is ballin so hard. His PIC (partna in crime) is none other than that wily bloke pictured above in ZBO aka Zach Randolph. They form a dynamic duo as the PF & C that steer the Griz O from all parts of the floor. Can kick it out to MC for 3 up top or Tayshawn on the wing or can have Tony Allen clog up any lane on D to impose his swagggg.

As much as I have meatlove for Coach Pop (and there is plentyyyy to go around) for being the best coach of the decade, going to US Air Force, and YoY getting the max out of each and every player who wears that ugly Spurs jersey, I think they just fall short in comparison to what Memph brings to the table. Love ya Manu, Bonner, Danny G (LI pride), Timmy Bankshot, Tiago Cruz Splitter, and Nando de Colo (such a sweet name), but I believe the Grizz are destined in 2013.

As for the East? Much more boring unfortunately. Knicks and Pacers will battle to see who can eventually get rolled upon by Los Heat. Woof I cannot stand that team, but again, they are not losing. They will beat Knicks/Pacers in 5 games. It won’t reach 6 games altho I’m totes praying for the ole upset-a-roo. But at the end of a day, dats just wishful thinking. Heat in 5.

Hey @MemphisGrizzlies, do us all a favor and FLATTEN that herb LeBron.

Now wop wop wop wop and lemme see ya wop wop wop wop…..